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Revision: 1.6
Committed: Sun Mar 21 23:58:13 2004 UTC (20 years, 7 months ago) by tdb
Branch: MAIN
CVS Tags: HEAD
Changes since 1.5: +2 -2 lines
State: FILE REMOVED
Log Message:
Commit new website. The old site is tagged, so this won't change the live
site... but it does move HEAD on to the new site.

Too many changes to list really. General points are:

- Moved to a XHTML CSS compliant site.
- Reorganised the site into a more multi-project based look.
- Removed a lot of cruft.

Still to do:

- Fix all the zillions of bugs stopping the whole site from validating :-)
- Tidy up the HTML in terms of layout and indentation.

Thanks to AJ for his help this weekend in doing this.

File Contents

# Content
1 <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
2
3 <!--
4 $Author: tdb $
5 $Id: quotes.shtml,v 1.5 2002/02/09 15:00:42 tdb Exp $
6 -->
7
8 <html>
9 <head>
10 <title>Memorable Project Quotes</title>
11 <!-- do not meta tag this page -->
12 </head>
13
14 <body bgcolor="#ffffff" link="#0000ff" alink="#3333cc" vlink="#3333cc" text="#000066">
15
16 <table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2">
17 <tr>
18 <td align="top">
19 <!--#include virtual="left.inc" -->
20 </td>
21 <td valign="top">
22 <!--#include virtual="title.inc" -->
23
24
25 <h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3>
26
27 <p>
28 These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time
29 developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting
30 system.
31 </p>
32
33 <p>
34 <b>AJ doc'ing and taking the i-scream pun too far</b>
35 <blockquote>
36 <i>&quot;An i-scream client connects to the i-scream and ....&quot;</i>
37 </blockquote>
38 <p>
39
40 <p>
41 <b>AJ</b>
42 <blockquote>
43 <i>&quot;I'm gonna be raptor! grr!&quot;</i>
44 </blockquote>
45 <p>
46
47 <p>
48 <b>Tim</b>
49 <blockquote>
50 <i>&quot;I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks.&quot;</i>
51 </blockquote>
52 <p>
53
54 <p>
55 <b>Tim</b>
56 <blockquote>
57 <i>&quot;It's just programming, innit?&quot;</i>
58 </blockquote>
59 <p>
60
61 <p>
62 <b>Paul</b>
63 <blockquote>
64 <i>&quot;Let's sell one sock... Quality.&quot;</i>
65 </blockquote>
66 <p>
67
68 <p>
69 <b>Tim</b>
70 <blockquote>
71 <i>&quot;Break my hand... arghhh.&quot;</i>
72 </blockquote>
73 <p>
74
75 <p>
76 <b>AJ</b>
77 <blockquote>
78 <i>&quot;But we haven't got any children yet...&quot;</i>
79 </blockquote>
80 <p>
81
82 <p>
83 <b>Tim</b>
84 <blockquote>
85 <i>&quot;Do you like my gender?&quot;</i>
86 </blockquote>
87 <p>
88
89 <p>
90 <b>Paul</b>
91 <blockquote>
92 <i>&quot;Do away with the vowels, damnit. Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it...&quot;</i>
93 </blockquote>
94 <p>
95
96 <p>
97 <b>Tim</b>
98 <blockquote>
99 <i>&quot;Long is, in fact, long long.&quot;</i>
100 </blockquote>
101 <p>
102
103 <p>
104 <b>Paul</b>
105 <blockquote>
106 <i>&quot;And the fish do their little funky shit.&quot;</i>
107 </blockquote>
108 <p>
109
110 <p>
111 <b>Tim</b>
112 <blockquote>
113 <i>&quot;Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!&quot;</i>
114 </blockquote>
115 <p>
116
117 <p>
118 <b>Paul</b>
119 <blockquote>
120 <i>&quot;There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?&quot;</i>
121 </blockquote>
122 <p>
123
124 <p>
125 <b>AJ</b>
126 <blockquote>
127 <i>&quot;Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month.&quot;</i>
128 </blockquote>
129 <p>
130
131 <p>
132 <b>Ash</b>
133 <blockquote>
134 <i>&quot;Do you want some tissues now?&quot;</i>
135 </blockquote>
136 <p>
137
138 <!--#include virtual="bottom.inc" -->
139 </td>
140 </tr>
141 </table>
142
143 </body>
144
145 </html>