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Revision: 1.4
Committed: Sun Dec 9 18:06:07 2001 UTC (22 years, 10 months ago) by tdb
Branch: MAIN
Changes since 1.3: +0 -19 lines
Log Message:
Some minor changes here and there. Bringing things a little more up-to-date
and so on.

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# User Rev Content
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4     quotes.shtml
5     Created by pjm2 20/01/2001
6     Last edited 20/01/2001
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11     <title>Memorable Project Quotes</title>
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26     <h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3>
27    
28     <p>
29     These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time
30     developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting
31     system.
32     </p>
33    
34 tdb 1.3 <p>
35     <b>AJ doc'ing and taking the i-scream pun too far</b>
36     <blockquote>
37     <i>&quot;An i-scream client connects to the i-scream and ....&quot;</i>
38     </blockquote>
39     <p>
40 pjm2 1.1
41     <p>
42 tdb 1.2 <b>AJ</b>
43     <blockquote>
44     <i>&quot;I'm gonna be raptor! grr!&quot;</i>
45     </blockquote>
46     <p>
47    
48     <p>
49 pjm2 1.1 <b>Tim</b>
50     <blockquote>
51     <i>&quot;I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks.&quot;</i>
52     </blockquote>
53     <p>
54    
55     <p>
56     <b>Tim</b>
57     <blockquote>
58     <i>&quot;It's just programming, innit?&quot;</i>
59     </blockquote>
60     <p>
61    
62     <p>
63     <b>Paul</b>
64     <blockquote>
65     <i>&quot;Let's sell one sock... Quality.&quot;</i>
66     </blockquote>
67     <p>
68    
69     <p>
70     <b>Tim</b>
71     <blockquote>
72     <i>&quot;Break my hand... arghhh.&quot;</i>
73     </blockquote>
74     <p>
75    
76     <p>
77     <b>AJ</b>
78     <blockquote>
79     <i>&quot;But we haven't got any children yet...&quot;</i>
80     </blockquote>
81     <p>
82    
83     <p>
84     <b>Tim</b>
85     <blockquote>
86     <i>&quot;Do you like my gender?&quot;</i>
87     </blockquote>
88     <p>
89    
90     <p>
91     <b>Paul</b>
92     <blockquote>
93     <i>&quot;Do away with the vowels, damnit. Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it...&quot;</i>
94     </blockquote>
95     <p>
96    
97     <p>
98     <b>Tim</b>
99     <blockquote>
100     <i>&quot;Long is, in fact, long long.&quot;</i>
101     </blockquote>
102     <p>
103    
104     <p>
105     <b>Paul</b>
106     <blockquote>
107     <i>&quot;And the fish do their little funky shit.&quot;</i>
108     </blockquote>
109     <p>
110    
111     <p>
112     <b>Tim</b>
113     <blockquote>
114     <i>&quot;Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!&quot;</i>
115     </blockquote>
116     <p>
117    
118     <p>
119     <b>Paul</b>
120     <blockquote>
121     <i>&quot;There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?&quot;</i>
122     </blockquote>
123     <p>
124    
125     <p>
126     <b>AJ</b>
127     <blockquote>
128     <i>&quot;Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month.&quot;</i>
129     </blockquote>
130     <p>
131    
132     <p>
133     <b>Ash</b>
134     <blockquote>
135     <i>&quot;Do you want some tissues now?&quot;</i>
136     </blockquote>
137     <p>
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