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<h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3>

<p>
These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time
developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting
system.
</p>

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<b>AJ doc'ing and taking the i-scream pun too far</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;An i-scream client connects to the i-scream and ....&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

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<b>AJ</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;I'm gonna be raptor! grr!&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

<p>
<b>Tim</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks.&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

<p>
<b>Tim</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;It's just programming, innit?&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

<p>
<b>Paul</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;Let's sell one sock... Quality.&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

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<b>Tim</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;Break my hand... arghhh.&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

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<b>AJ</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;But we haven't got any children yet...&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
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<b>Tim</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;Do you like my gender?&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
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<b>Paul</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;Do away with the vowels, damnit.  Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it...&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

<p>
<b>Tim</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;Long is, in fact, long long.&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

<p>
<b>Paul</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;And the fish do their little funky shit.&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

<p>
<b>Tim</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

<p>
<b>Paul</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

<p>
<b>AJ</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month.&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
<p>

<p>
<b>Ash</b>
  <blockquote>
  <i>&quot;Do you want some tissues now?&quot;</i>
  </blockquote>
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Revision:	1.5
Committed:	Sat Feb 9 15:00:42 2002 UTC (22 years, 9 months ago) by tdb
Branch:	MAIN
CVS Tags:	PRE_WWW_REDESIGN
Branch point for:	I-SCREAM_ORG
Changes since 1.4:	+2 -3 lines
Log Message:	Some updates to the i-scream website. Particularly the entry page has had an overhaul. It now has a News section and a Current Work section. This should slightly help in making i-scream not look quite so dead. Once again, my web design skills aren't great, so changes are welcome :-)
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25			<h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3>
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27			<p>
28			These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time
29			developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting
30			system.
31			</p>
32
33	tdb	1.3	<p>
34			<b>AJ doc'ing and taking the i-scream pun too far</b>
35			<blockquote>
36			<i>"An i-scream client connects to the i-scream and ...."</i>
37			</blockquote>
38			<p>
39	pjm2	1.1
40			<p>
41	tdb	1.2	<b>AJ</b>
42			<blockquote>
43			<i>"I'm gonna be raptor! grr!"</i>
44			</blockquote>
45			<p>
46
47			<p>
48	pjm2	1.1	<b>Tim</b>
49			<blockquote>
50			<i>"I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks."</i>
51			</blockquote>
52			<p>
53
54			<p>
55			<b>Tim</b>
56			<blockquote>
57			<i>"It's just programming, innit?"</i>
58			</blockquote>
59			<p>
60
61			<p>
62			<b>Paul</b>
63			<blockquote>
64			<i>"Let's sell one sock... Quality."</i>
65			</blockquote>
66			<p>
67
68			<p>
69			<b>Tim</b>
70			<blockquote>
71			<i>"Break my hand... arghhh."</i>
72			</blockquote>
73			<p>
74
75			<p>
76			<b>AJ</b>
77			<blockquote>
78			<i>"But we haven't got any children yet..."</i>
79			</blockquote>
80			<p>
81
82			<p>
83			<b>Tim</b>
84			<blockquote>
85			<i>"Do you like my gender?"</i>
86			</blockquote>
87			<p>
88
89			<p>
90			<b>Paul</b>
91			<blockquote>
92			<i>"Do away with the vowels, damnit. Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it..."</i>
93			</blockquote>
94			<p>
95
96			<p>
97			<b>Tim</b>
98			<blockquote>
99			<i>"Long is, in fact, long long."</i>
100			</blockquote>
101			<p>
102
103			<p>
104			<b>Paul</b>
105			<blockquote>
106			<i>"And the fish do their little funky shit."</i>
107			</blockquote>
108			<p>
109
110			<p>
111			<b>Tim</b>
112			<blockquote>
113			<i>"Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!"</i>
114			</blockquote>
115			<p>
116
117			<p>
118			<b>Paul</b>
119			<blockquote>
120			<i>"There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?"</i>
121			</blockquote>
122			<p>
123
124			<p>
125			<b>AJ</b>
126			<blockquote>
127			<i>"Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month."</i>
128			</blockquote>
129			<p>
130
131			<p>
132			<b>Ash</b>
133			<blockquote>
134			<i>"Do you want some tissues now?"</i>
135			</blockquote>
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