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<h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3> |
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These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time |
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developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting |
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<b>AJ doc'ing and taking the i-scream pun too far</b> |
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<i>"An i-scream client connects to the i-scream and ...."</i> |
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<b>AJ</b> |
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<i>"I'm gonna be raptor! grr!"</i> |
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<b>Tim</b> |
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<i>"I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks."</i> |
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<b>Tim</b> |
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<i>"It's just programming, innit?"</i> |
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<b>Paul</b> |
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<i>"Let's sell one sock... Quality."</i> |
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<b>Tim</b> |
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<i>"Break my hand... arghhh."</i> |
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<i>"But we haven't got any children yet..."</i> |
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<i>"Do you like my gender?"</i> |
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<b>Paul</b> |
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<i>"Do away with the vowels, damnit. Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it..."</i> |
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<i>"Long is, in fact, long long."</i> |
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<b>Paul</b> |
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<i>"And the fish do their little funky shit."</i> |
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<i>"Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!"</i> |
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<i>"There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?"</i> |
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<i>"Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month."</i> |
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<i>"Do you want some tissues now?"</i> |
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