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Revision: 1.3
Committed: Sun Mar 25 02:22:56 2001 UTC (23 years ago) by tdb
Branch: MAIN
CVS Tags: PROJECT_COMPLETION
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Another AJ one :-)

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1 <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
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4 quotes.shtml
5 Created by pjm2 20/01/2001
6 Last edited 20/01/2001
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11 <title>Memorable Project Quotes</title>
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25
26 <h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3>
27
28 <p>
29 These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time
30 developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting
31 system.
32 </p>
33
34 "An i-scream client connects to the i-scream and ...." - AJ doc'ing
35
36 <p>&nbsp;</p>
37
38 <p>
39 <b>AJ doc'ing and taking the i-scream pun too far</b>
40 <blockquote>
41 <i>&quot;An i-scream client connects to the i-scream and ....&quot;</i>
42 </blockquote>
43 <p>
44 <p>&nbsp;</p>
45
46 <p>
47 <b>AJ</b>
48 <blockquote>
49 <i>&quot;I'm gonna be raptor! grr!&quot;</i>
50 </blockquote>
51 <p>
52 <p>&nbsp;</p>
53
54 <p>
55 <b>Tim</b>
56 <blockquote>
57 <i>&quot;I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks.&quot;</i>
58 </blockquote>
59 <p>
60 <p>&nbsp;</p>
61
62 <p>
63 <b>Tim</b>
64 <blockquote>
65 <i>&quot;It's just programming, innit?&quot;</i>
66 </blockquote>
67 <p>
68 <p>&nbsp;</p>
69
70 <p>
71 <b>Paul</b>
72 <blockquote>
73 <i>&quot;Let's sell one sock... Quality.&quot;</i>
74 </blockquote>
75 <p>
76 <p>&nbsp;</p>
77
78 <p>
79 <b>Tim</b>
80 <blockquote>
81 <i>&quot;Break my hand... arghhh.&quot;</i>
82 </blockquote>
83 <p>
84 <p>&nbsp;</p>
85
86 <p>
87 <b>AJ</b>
88 <blockquote>
89 <i>&quot;But we haven't got any children yet...&quot;</i>
90 </blockquote>
91 <p>
92 <p>&nbsp;</p>
93
94 <p>
95 <b>Tim</b>
96 <blockquote>
97 <i>&quot;Do you like my gender?&quot;</i>
98 </blockquote>
99 <p>
100 <p>&nbsp;</p>
101
102 <p>
103 <b>Paul</b>
104 <blockquote>
105 <i>&quot;Do away with the vowels, damnit. Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it...&quot;</i>
106 </blockquote>
107 <p>
108 <p>&nbsp;</p>
109
110 <p>
111 <b>Tim</b>
112 <blockquote>
113 <i>&quot;Long is, in fact, long long.&quot;</i>
114 </blockquote>
115 <p>
116 <p>&nbsp;</p>
117
118 <p>
119 <b>Paul</b>
120 <blockquote>
121 <i>&quot;And the fish do their little funky shit.&quot;</i>
122 </blockquote>
123 <p>
124 <p>&nbsp;</p>
125
126 <p>
127 <b>Tim</b>
128 <blockquote>
129 <i>&quot;Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!&quot;</i>
130 </blockquote>
131 <p>
132 <p>&nbsp;</p>
133
134 <p>
135 <b>Paul</b>
136 <blockquote>
137 <i>&quot;There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?&quot;</i>
138 </blockquote>
139 <p>
140 <p>&nbsp;</p>
141
142 <p>
143 <b>AJ</b>
144 <blockquote>
145 <i>&quot;Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month.&quot;</i>
146 </blockquote>
147 <p>
148 <p>&nbsp;</p>
149
150 <p>
151 <b>Ash</b>
152 <blockquote>
153 <i>&quot;Do you want some tissues now?&quot;</i>
154 </blockquote>
155 <p>
156 <p>&nbsp;</p>
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