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Revision: 1.5
Committed: Sat Feb 9 15:00:42 2002 UTC (22 years, 1 month ago) by tdb
Branch: MAIN
CVS Tags: PRE_WWW_REDESIGN
Branch point for: I-SCREAM_ORG
Changes since 1.4: +2 -3 lines
Log Message:
Some updates to the i-scream website. Particularly the entry page has had an
overhaul. It now has a News section and a Current Work section. This should
slightly help in making i-scream not look quite so dead. Once again, my web
design skills aren't great, so changes are welcome :-)

File Contents

# Content
1 <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
2
3 <!--
4 $Author$
5 $Id$
6 -->
7
8 <html>
9 <head>
10 <title>Memorable Project Quotes</title>
11 <!-- do not meta tag this page -->
12 </head>
13
14 <body bgcolor="#ffffff" link="#0000ff" alink="#3333cc" vlink="#3333cc" text="#000066">
15
16 <table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2">
17 <tr>
18 <td align="top">
19 <!--#include virtual="left.inc" -->
20 </td>
21 <td valign="top">
22 <!--#include virtual="title.inc" -->
23
24
25 <h3>Memorable Project Quotes</h3>
26
27 <p>
28 These are all genuine quotes that came about during our time
29 developing the i-scream server, hosts, clients and reporting
30 system.
31 </p>
32
33 <p>
34 <b>AJ doc'ing and taking the i-scream pun too far</b>
35 <blockquote>
36 <i>&quot;An i-scream client connects to the i-scream and ....&quot;</i>
37 </blockquote>
38 <p>
39
40 <p>
41 <b>AJ</b>
42 <blockquote>
43 <i>&quot;I'm gonna be raptor! grr!&quot;</i>
44 </blockquote>
45 <p>
46
47 <p>
48 <b>Tim</b>
49 <blockquote>
50 <i>&quot;I'm not going to draw on the board with some fizzy jerks.&quot;</i>
51 </blockquote>
52 <p>
53
54 <p>
55 <b>Tim</b>
56 <blockquote>
57 <i>&quot;It's just programming, innit?&quot;</i>
58 </blockquote>
59 <p>
60
61 <p>
62 <b>Paul</b>
63 <blockquote>
64 <i>&quot;Let's sell one sock... Quality.&quot;</i>
65 </blockquote>
66 <p>
67
68 <p>
69 <b>Tim</b>
70 <blockquote>
71 <i>&quot;Break my hand... arghhh.&quot;</i>
72 </blockquote>
73 <p>
74
75 <p>
76 <b>AJ</b>
77 <blockquote>
78 <i>&quot;But we haven't got any children yet...&quot;</i>
79 </blockquote>
80 <p>
81
82 <p>
83 <b>Tim</b>
84 <blockquote>
85 <i>&quot;Do you like my gender?&quot;</i>
86 </blockquote>
87 <p>
88
89 <p>
90 <b>Paul</b>
91 <blockquote>
92 <i>&quot;Do away with the vowels, damnit. Oh, it's got a 'u' in it, hasn't it...&quot;</i>
93 </blockquote>
94 <p>
95
96 <p>
97 <b>Tim</b>
98 <blockquote>
99 <i>&quot;Long is, in fact, long long.&quot;</i>
100 </blockquote>
101 <p>
102
103 <p>
104 <b>Paul</b>
105 <blockquote>
106 <i>&quot;And the fish do their little funky shit.&quot;</i>
107 </blockquote>
108 <p>
109
110 <p>
111 <b>Tim</b>
112 <blockquote>
113 <i>&quot;Bloody hell, what are your feet doing over here?!&quot;</i>
114 </blockquote>
115 <p>
116
117 <p>
118 <b>Paul</b>
119 <blockquote>
120 <i>&quot;There's an 'L' in XML, isn't there?&quot;</i>
121 </blockquote>
122 <p>
123
124 <p>
125 <b>AJ</b>
126 <blockquote>
127 <i>&quot;Yeah, we're not paying anything for it, either... we just pay them once a month.&quot;</i>
128 </blockquote>
129 <p>
130
131 <p>
132 <b>Ash</b>
133 <blockquote>
134 <i>&quot;Do you want some tissues now?&quot;</i>
135 </blockquote>
136 <p>
137
138 <!--#include virtual="bottom.inc" -->
139 </td>
140 </tr>
141 </table>
142
143 </body>
144
145 </html>